So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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