somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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