The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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