***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
we're so committed to being not committed
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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