so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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