there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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