508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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