Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i believe in u and ur pee
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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