If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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