i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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