yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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