i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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