I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money