I didn't shave. On purpose
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail