So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.