i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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