Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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