i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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