I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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