I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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