craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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