Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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