The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We talked him into tasing himself.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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