She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
how does that bad decision feel?
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