So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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