Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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