Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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