so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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