there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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