The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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