Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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