You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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