Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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