Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
