North Korea, Best Korea!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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