Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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