have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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