dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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