I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
not ubering you a puppy
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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