You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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