1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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