last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Farmville is her only friend.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven