It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you would pick up someone in the library
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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