eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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