Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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