just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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