In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.