so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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