I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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