I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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