I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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