You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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