If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today